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How Many Vegans Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
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How Many Vegans Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Time for a bit of humour!  I found these jokes on websites, so I can't take the credit for them, but after all the heavy articles I wrote, I think it will bring a breath of fresh air to make you laugh instead!  The links to the websites are at the end of my article.  As usual, if you like me, please vote for me and follow me!


How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him.

Why did the vegetarian cross the road? Because she was protesting for the chicken, MAN! (Pump fist in air for emphasis)

Why does vegan cheese taste bad? It hasn't been tested on mice.

Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind? I guess it's because you don't get the proper nutrition. Vegan: Nah, it's just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.

A couple heard that their vegetarian son was coming home from university for Thanksgiving. "Kill the fatted zucchini, Martha! Our prodigal son is returning."

I follow a strict vegan diet. I eat only vegans.

Save a cow. Eat a vegan.

What's a vegan's favourite chat up line?  If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhoea?  A salad shooter.




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  1. pftsusan
    #2. Very funny! It's good to laugh at ourselves once in a while.
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  2. Carolyn
    Vote # 3! Enjoyed the jokes, such a change of pace! Thanks!
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  3. Akanksha
    He he..I loved the one about Vegans going blind :) Loved the change SnakeWitch...Keep writing!
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  4. Veganara
    Vote no 5. Ha ha, very good! Yes, we all need some humour - it's one of the best ways of coping with stress and problems! I particularly like the lightbulb joke! Here is another version of that: Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. We can't change them, we are too physically weak to stand on a chair and reach that far!
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  5. Kate Noel
    Kate Noel
    Voted! Very funny! Thanks for the laugh. :)
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  6. dianabart
    OMGoodness.. I LOVE THIS! Will have to share!~ Vote # 9. :-D
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  7. BuddhasDelight
    lol, great idea. thanks for sharing! voted. :)
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  8. pentamom
    I love the last one! Salad shooter! LOL!! Voted #12
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