Time for a bit of humour! I found these jokes on websites, so I can't take the credit for them, but after all the heavy articles I wrote, I think it will bring a breath of fresh air to make you laugh instead! The links to the websites are at the end of my article. As usual, if you like me, please vote for me and follow me!
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him.
Why did the vegetarian cross the road? Because she was protesting for the chicken, MAN! (Pump fist in air for emphasis)
Why does vegan cheese taste bad? It hasn't been tested on mice.
Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind? I guess it's because you don't get the proper nutrition. Vegan: Nah, it's just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.
A couple heard that their vegetarian son was coming home from university for Thanksgiving. "Kill the fatted zucchini, Martha! Our prodigal son is returning."
I follow a strict vegan diet. I eat only vegans.
Save a cow. Eat a vegan.
What's a vegan's favourite chat up line? If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhoea? A salad shooter.
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